Monsoon Heart

I have a question for science

If for *insert hypothetical situation here* you had to get either human poop or human menstrual blood on you, what is your gender, and which would you prefer?

You don’t have to do anything to it. You can wash it off right after it happens. No licking, smelling, eating, leave it on for hours, do anything weird.

Just, for some reason this is going to end up on your skin and then you go to the bathroom and wash it off.

unyieldingsilence:

mik-mania:

mik-mania:

mik-mania:

mik-mania:

mik-mania:

mik-mania:

mik-mania:

mik-mania:

mik-mania:

invader-bean:

mik-mania:

im so fucking stubborn

michael what the fuck.

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

oh lard

my son he is sick he has every disease

we are nearing peak deviancy

happy back-to-school day

im so clever that its sickening

if i breathe wrong i’ll lose him

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

at what point does this stop being a pencil

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teaboot:

fishparasite:

if you don’t know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader

The last 5 pages should just be in progressively lighter text until it’s no longer legible at all

momowho34:

momowho34:

Here’s to hoping that every single person with schizophrenia or a schizoaffective disorder or DID or NPD or any other ridiculously demonized mental illnesses has a wonderful day

oh and people with ASPD and borderline and bipolar disorder and anybody who experiences psychosis but doesn’t have schizophrenia or a schizoaffective disorder. i love all of you and i wish you the absolute best <3

perpetualjokester:

woah. who did this. runs away

dionysiaproductions:

moonlightsdreaming:

halobats:

this has reduced me to tears

When you see my blog, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell

When you block my posts, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell

If you find a friend that’s worth a damn and treats you well

Guess I’m a fool, you’re just as well, hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

figurecollection:

🏳️‍🌈 Sailor Uranus & Sailor Neptune Figuarts ZERO by Bandai, from Sailor Moon

marzipanandminutiae:

parakeet:

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

judgejudyofficial:

you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com … now every company’s website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people’s heads should be on pikes for this

crabanarchy:

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can’t stop thinking about it. She doesn’t know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

inkiedraws:

ALT

ALT

Hajrudin “He insulted my mother and killed our father!”

Loki: “Oh bitch, bitch, bitch.”